A lady walks into a shoe shop and asks the assistant: “Have you got any crocodile shoes for sale?”.
“Yes!” He replied, “They are $2,500?
“I’m not paying that much!” the shocked lady exclaimed. “I will go into the nearby lake, catch a crocodile and get my own”.
“Good luck!” said the amused assistant.
So the lady walked out of the shop.
At 6 o’clock the assistant had finished work and was on his way home when he saw the lady waist deep in water, holding a baseball bat.
He shouts over to her, “How are you doing?”.
The lady points over to a pile of dead crocodiles layed on the bank.
“I’ve killed 6 crocodiles and not one of them is wearing shoes!”
