Wedding Invitation

Ye Hai Mumbai Meri Jaan...

Only local train passengers in Mumbai will know how helpful commuters

try to be......

Last week, a hapless victim fell prey to the over enthusiastic Mumbai's

local train commuters.

Our hero, a man from Pune, wanted to go to Matunga, but as luck and

trains would have it, boarded a fast train not halting at his

destination. He panicked on realizing his mistake but by then the local

had started moving. On seeing his plight, a sympathetic co-passenger

decided to come to his rescue.

It seemed that he had been commuting by that particular train (6:03pm

Kasara Fast) for the past 6 years and had noticed that the train always

slowed down just before Matunga station and crawled at a snail's pace

while passing through it. He told the man to jump out of the running

train as it slowed down and that with a little bit of fleet-footedness,

he would make it out safely. However, knowing the man's inexperience, he

added some words of caution:

"Keep running the moment you jump or you'll fall. Just keep running." He

stressed the word "running" lest the man not know the laws of motion.

The train did slow down just before Matunga station and at the prompting

of his mentor, our hero jumped out of the train and started running as

if all hell had broken loose.

What he didn't realize, of course, was that he was running parallel to

the train instead of running away from it. Meanwhile, the train slowed

down further, so that the man was running faster than the train. In the

process, he reached the door of the next compartment and the footboard

commuters there pulled him in thinking he was trying to board the train!

To his agony, the train picked up speed and sped past Matunga and his

new co-passengers started to congratulate him on how lucky he had been,

until he told them that they had actually undone what he had done with

great difficulty.

Those standing at the door of his "ex-compartment" had witnessed the

whole drama and just couldn't stop laughing at the poor man's situation,

while he grinned sheepishly!! !

Ae dil, hai mushkil, jeena yahaan,

Zara hatke, zara bachke, yeh hai Mumbai meri jaan!!

Funny Oxymorons

An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together:

     1)      Clearly misunderstood

2)      Exact Estimate

3)      Small Crowd

4)      Act Naturally

5)      Found Missing

6)      Fully Empty

7)      Pretty ugly

8)      Seriously funny

9)      Only choice

10)    Original copies

One oxymoron was used on Americans when they could not find weapons of mass destruction:

11)   American intelligence

And mother of all oxymorons:

12)   Happily Married  :)

Don't Forget To Smile

A little girl walked to and from school daily. Though the weather that morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she made her daily trek to the elementary school. As the afternoon progressed, the winds whipped up, along with thunder and lightning. The mother of the little girl felt concerned that her daughter would be frightened as she walked home from school and she herself feared that the electrical storm might harm her child. Following the roar of thunder, lightning, like a flaming word, would cut through the sky full of concern; the mother quickly got into her car and drove along the route to her child's school.

As she did so, she saw her little girl walking along, but at each flash of lightning, the child would stop, look up and smile. 

Another and another were to follow quickly and with each, the little girl would look at the streak of light and smile. 

When the mother's car drove up beside the child, she lowered the window and called to her, "What are you doing? Why do you keep stopping?"

The child answered, "I am trying to look pretty, God keeps taking my picture!"

                                                                                                      
"Face the storms that come your way and don't forget to SMILE!”

                                                                                                      
I know you SMILED :)

JAVA Concepts - Just for Fun

What is Abstraction?

Hiding the complex details of implementation and showing what is required. Like a girl,

Who will never let u know, the complexity involved in her thinking mind, she will only tell u what she wants to tell, u have to understand her thought process, otherwise,

Relationship.Sleep(FOREVER) is called.

  

What is Inheritance?

 What was yours some days back will be your Girlfriend’s as well, like , PAISA , YOUR BIKE, YOUR TIME……..

She extends all the things which u have.

  

What is polymorphism?

 Same girl showing various extreme characters, like someday she will hate you, someday she wants to argue, someday she is nice.

Same girl showing various characters, depending upon the caller…….

If boyfriend calls==è he is CHEP

If ex calls è awwwww!!!!! He still cares for me.

If friends call===è I am so important to so many people.