Speed Limit

A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it.

Cop: "Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway. why are you going so slowly?"

Blonde: "Officer, I saw a lot of signs saying 22, not 65."

Cop: "Miss, that's not the speed limit. That's the name of the highway you're on!"

Blonde: "Oh! Thanks for letting me know! I'll be more careful from now on."

At this point the cop looks into the back seat of the car, where the passengers are shaking and white as ghosts.

Cop: "Excuse me Miss, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking something awful."

Blonde: "Oh! We just got off of highway 119"!!

Dumb Blonde Flying In First Class

A beautiful blonde flopped down in first class on a flight from Los Angeles bound for New York. A flight attendant approached her to say that her ticket was only good for economy class.

“But I am beautiful and I am blonde and I am heading for New York city,” she replied, “ I deserve first class.”

Frustrated, the flight attendant summoned her boss who also asked the blonde to move over to the economy class seat.  “ Don’t you see how beautiful I am ?” replied the blonde, “ I am a blonde and blondes fly first class.”

Finally, the pilot came over to speak to her.  After a few moments, the blonde got up and went to the economy class to take a seat there.

“ What did you tell her ? ” asked the flight attendant.
“ I told her that first class wasn’t going to New York,  only the economy class goes to New York.”