Old Age Humor

Three sisters, ages 92, 94, and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96 year-old draws a bath, puts her foot in and pauses.

She yells to the other sisters, 'Was I getting in or out of the bath?'

The 94-year-old yells back, 'I don't know. I'll come up and see.'

She starts up the stairs and pauses, 'Was I going up the stairs or down?'

The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters.

She shakes her head & says, 'I sure hope I never get that forgetful' and knocks the wood.'

She then yells, 'I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door.'