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Styles of Resignation Letter

How to write a resignation letter?
                                     

Short but not formal....

 

A bit formal.....

Formal One......

Or the best of all

Top 10 Signs That You’re Too Drunk

·  The whole bar says ‘Hi’ when you come in…

·  Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.

·  Hey, five beers has just as many calories as a burger, so forget dinner!

·  You can focus better with one eye closed.

·  Two hands and just one mouth… – now that’s a drinking problem!

·  24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case – coincidence? – I think not!

·  Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

·  Your job is interfering with your drinking.

·  You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

·  You argue with non-living objects and still you lose the argument.

A Message From God

An atheist professor was teaching a college class and he told the class that he was going to prove that there was not a God. He said, "God if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!"

Ten minutes went by. He kept taunting God, saying, "Here I am God, I'm still waiting".

He got down to the last couple of minutes and a huge 250-pound rugby player happened to walk by the door and heard what the professor said.

The rugby player walked into the classroom and in the last minute, he walked up, hit the professor full force, and sent him flying off the platform.

The professor got up, obviously shaken and said, "Where did you come from, and why did you do that?"

The football player replied, "God was busy; He sent me!"

Who Will Budge?? – An Actual Conversation!

This was a conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in late 1995.

Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: This is the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied with three Destroyers, three Cruisers and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees north. I say again, that's one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call!