Tuesday, 2 October 2012

Top 10 Signs That You’re Too Drunk

·  The whole bar says ‘Hi’ when you come in…
·  Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
·  Hey, five beers has just as many calories as a burger, so forget dinner!
·  You can focus better with one eye closed.
·  Two hands and just one mouth… – now that’s a drinking problem!
·  24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case – coincidence? – I think not!
·  Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
·  Your job is interfering with your drinking.
·  You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
·  You argue with non-living objects and still you lose the argument.

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