An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of
tests, the last of which had left his system upset. Upon making several
false-alarm trips to the bathroom he decided the latest was another and stayed
put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his
ability to remain rational.
Losing his presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered
up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking
by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and
swinging his arms wildly, which left the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his
feet.
As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a security guard who
had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the hell was that all
about?"
Still staring down, the drunk replied: "I think I just beat the shit out
of a ghost!"
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