Thursday 9 August 2012

Funny Computer Definitions...

KEYBOARD – Where you hang the keys to the John Deere
ROM – Where the pope lives
SCSI – What you call your week-old underwear
CHIP – Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
BAR CODE – Them’s the fight’n rules down at the local tavern
BUG – The reason you give for calling in sick
DIGITAL – The art of counting on your fingers
CRASH – When you go to Junior’s party uninvited
ONLINE – Where to stay when taking the sobriety test
MAC – Big Bubba’s favorite fast food
TERMINAL – Time to call the undertaker
DISKETTE – Female Disco dancer
HARDCOPY – Picture looked at when selecting tattoos
SCREEN – Helps keep the skeeters off the porch
SUPERCONDUCTOR – Amtrak’s Employee of the year

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