Wednesday 1 August 2012

Funny Oxymorons

An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together:
     1)      Clearly misunderstood
2)      Exact Estimate
3)      Small Crowd
4)      Act Naturally
5)      Found Missing
6)      Fully Empty
7)      Pretty ugly
8)      Seriously funny
9)      Only choice
10)    Original copies
One oxymoron was used on Americans when they could not find weapons of mass destruction:
11)   American intelligence
And mother of all oxymorons:
12)   Happily Married  :)

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